Touch and die
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bakerstreettouch them, I'll kill you
— Roll the dice.
— Let the bodies hit the floor.
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postingmemes posting in bakerstreettouch them, I'll kill you
— Roll the dice.
— Let the bodies hit the floor.
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All creatures in hell are supposed to hate one another, as all the saved hate the damned
Jul. 18th, 2025 02:45 pmgroupon posting in bakerstreet |
gothic romance "You will think me cruel, very selfish, but love is always selfish; the more ardent the more selfish. How jealous I am you cannot know. You must come with me, loving me, to death; or else hate me, and still come with me, and hating me through death and after. There is no such word as indifference in my apathetic nature." ― Sheridan Le Fanu, Carmilla prompts |
Rescue
Jul. 18th, 2025 07:14 amsimplememes posting in bakerstreet  The person you love is in trouble! They could be in danger or perhaps even captured, but no matter what, no one can keep you away from them for long. Be careful, though, and don't lose your head and make foolish mistakes out of passion. Remember, your loved one will be counting on you, and that may include for more than just being saved. Rescuing is a long process. Your rescuer (or your rescued, as the case may be) isn't someone you've met before; they could be doing it out of the goodness of their hearts, for a mission, or even completely selfishly, as you'll be valuable to them. Still, they've come to free you from your prison or your most perilous of situations. While this is happening, it may be easy for emotions to run high...and feelings to burst from behind the scenes. As you ideally work together to get to safety and avoid getting caught while participating in deadly chases, you realize something problematic: you're falling for the person you've rescued or the person who rescued you. Somebody saved your hide from certain destruction - problem is, you have no idea who they are! In your mind, however, you've started to get all kinds of ideas about them. What are they like? Well, surely they have to be this way or that way. They're most likely a saint! Oh, it's as if your heart is aflutter when you think of them. You'll stop at nothing to find out where they are. But once you do, can the real them ever live up to what you imagined?
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rng
Jul. 18th, 2025 06:26 amadisastergay posting in bakerstreet
comment with your character.
respond to others
lbr — no one uses rng. just go wild, and maybe kinda sorta pick from the scenarios below?
post picture prompts OR write starters OR whatever!
have a grand ol' time
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Concise
Jul. 18th, 2025 03:15 ammoosejuice posting in bakerstreet
in ( a word ) meme
Hey! You! Quick! Describe the kind of person you desire most...using one word. Yep. One. Uno. Only. If you can't choose the word to describe your taste, conscious or unconscious, you'll be forced to blurt out a choice turn.
Ready. Go.
how to play
- top-levels: word. embarrassment. frustration. shameless? satisfied?
- comments: heckles. hookups. hilarity?
- thread
I put my love in you
Jul. 17th, 2025 08:04 pmisockenstein posting in bakerstreet |
We have the pregnancy and pregnant smut meme, but this meme is for the act of impregnation, which is a kink in and of itself, especially when lots of focus is given to in through narration and dialogue. And of course it's a versatile kink, lending itself well to consensual, vanilla, non-con, and many many other things. And there's mpreg, too! Let's cut to the chase: this is a meme about impregnation, whether it's the doing or the getting. There are prompts for all tastes, even those who just enjoy the idea and not the reality. HOW? * Comment with your character, preferences, and anything else. Also include if you want your character to be doing the impregnating or want to be the one impregnated. ( prompts ) |
don't fuck me up
Jul. 17th, 2025 07:58 pmbuckynats posting in bakerstreet
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| Are you tired of building up to the act? Do you sometimes wish for a chance to skip all the conversation and go straight for the experience? In that case, rejoice! This RULES:
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Meet cute
Jul. 17th, 2025 01:46 pmpriderock posting in bakerstreet |
| It's amazing how many beginnings, in stories and in life, are based on chance. A serendipitous encounter, a chance meeting, a happy accident -- life would be dull if it weren't for the curveballs flung by a playful universe. Just when you think you've got your life figured out -- splat! -- everything changes. You may have just had a meet-cute, in which two potential romantic leads are thrown together in a contrived and atypical, oftentimes, but not always, over-the-top manner. In short, the meet-cute is a solution to a perennial screenwriter's problem: "We have a love story between two main characters who will presumably bicker for 90 minutes and then fall in love in the last 10. If they're so dissimilar, how do we get them together in the first place?" If the meeting itself is kind of a joke (a chance collision, a mistaken identity, a hookup with a stranger who turns out to be your ex's lawyer the next day), it's a meet-cute. We've had plenty of memes that deal with being in a relationship and even some that look at the ends of them, but here's one about the what-comes-before: the meeting! HOW TO PLAY
PROMPTS
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judgement free zone
Jul. 17th, 2025 02:41 pmparrygripp posting in bakerstreetguess the body count!
The usual body count meme with a twist! Rather than telling us your count, leave a blank top-level for others to respond to with their best guess. Closest guesser gets a prize! ...Wait, what? What do you mean there's no prize?
HOW to JOIN
- Post your character with some prefs if you choose.
- Other people guess your character's body count based on looks alone!
- Let 'em know if they're right or keep 'em guessing.
- Prizes optional.
How did this even happen?
Jul. 17th, 2025 08:53 amhemlocksock posting in bakerstreet
wackiest wedding
- comment with info + baseline prefs and requirements.
- those randos who reply? yup, they're your new ball and chain, and I don't just mean a fashion statement. you're married. marrying. marriage.
- is this a happy ceremony? an angsty one? a union that makes less sense than a manual written in ancient latin? maybe your traditions include lasers.
- those randos who reply? yup, they're your new ball and chain, and I don't just mean a fashion statement. you're married. marrying. marriage.
- is this a happy ceremony? an angsty one? a union that makes less sense than a manual written in ancient latin? maybe your traditions include lasers.
Keep falling on my head
Jul. 17th, 2025 08:38 ammorphs posting in bakerstreet
the rain meme
Ah, rain—the precipitation that the whole world has a love/hate affair with. It waters the garden for free and ruins baseball games. It cools you off in the summer and it causes more ice and sleet to appear in the winter. Sometimes it is lovely and falls at a decent pace for a few hours, other times, it blasts the whole eastern seaboard away.
Poems and songs have been written about it, people have danced in it, others have cursed its entire existence, and still more refuse to go out and drive in it.
Now it’s time to roll some dice and see what the weather will have in store for you today.
Poems and songs have been written about it, people have danced in it, others have cursed its entire existence, and still more refuse to go out and drive in it.
Now it’s time to roll some dice and see what the weather will have in store for you today.
1. Comment with your character, series, preferences, etc in the subject.
2. Roll a number between 1-5 with the RNG for an intensity.
3. Roll 1-15 with the RNG for a situation.
4. Reply to other comments and play the scenario out!
5. Don’t catch a cold!
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& I'll do it again
Jul. 17th, 2025 08:18 amprocessions posting in bakerstreet
HOW THEY SHOW LOVE RULES |
marajaded posting in bakerstreet unexpected domesticity meme. + (new prompts!) — Comment with your character, preferences, what tone you want your thread to take, and whether or not your open to smut. ( Read more... ) |
Affections
Jul. 17th, 2025 05:09 amenya posting in bakerstreet
the affectionate physical contact meme
➝ post your character below, with your character's name and series in the subject.
➝ tag other people, using an rng with range 1-8 to roll a scenario.
➝ roll as many times as you want, play out whatever you want!
one; hugging. you just want to give your loved one a warm embrace. be it out of happiness, to comfort them while they're down, or just to give them something warm to latch onto, you just want to wrap your arms around them.
two; kissing. whether it's a peck on the cheek or a deep kiss, a kiss good-bye or a romantic kiss, you find yourself compelled to kiss the other person! be as tender or as passionate as you so choose.
three; holding hands. it's a simple gesture, really -- to reach out and take someone's hand. but that one simple gesture can convey any number of sentiments. what the sentiment is, is up to you, but you find yourself reaching out to take your significant other's hand.
four; carrying. is your loved one hurt and needs a lift? do they want a piggyback ride? or do you just want to spare them the effort of walking? whatever the reason, you're now itching to pick up your partner and carry them to their destination.
five; i love you. you've said it before or maybe you haven't but now you have to say it again or for the first time.
six; dancing. kick up the music, because it's time to dance! but no lone dancing allowed -- you need to have a partner! you can do whatever dance strikes your fancy. personally, i recommend the slow dance, but you can do whatever you want!
seven; massaging. did your significant other have a rough day? did they get hurt? or do you just feel like doing something really nice for them? whatever it is, you're giving them a nice massage now. they'll feel wonderful in no time!
eight; flirting. the easiest way to break the ice or maybe you're just an overly flirty person.
nine; cuddling. sometimes there's just no better feeling than curling up next to each other on a warm sofa. hold each other, lie next to each other, fall asleep on each other -- it's all good here.
ten; wild card! reroll, pick an option, or come up with something else!
Fix it, Jesus
Jul. 16th, 2025 09:14 pmtrackeds posting in bakerstreetI CAN FIX THEM
no, really, I can.
how to play
○ slap all your character's messiness up in that subject line.
○ people let u know if they'd fix them.
○ or make them worse?
no, really, I can.
how to play
○ slap all your character's messiness up in that subject line.
○ people let u know if they'd fix them.
○ or make them worse?
Secrets
Jul. 16th, 2025 07:02 pmmorphs posting in bakerstreet Do you wish you never met your girlfriend? Secretly hate your brother? Never even tasted a pickle despite claiming the title of cucumber king? If you have shame you hold down under wraps, fret no longer: your pain's now public. ...you'd do anything except go to therapy, huh? 001 » your characters' darkest secrets, the kind they'd take to the grave, should be your subject line. 002 » can anyone look at them the same?. 003 » have fun. |